Mmkay. This is a basic template to follow when advertising your useless digital information (website) to other uselessly unimportant varients of the human species. (people)
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[Site name here]Type: Website, Blog, Forum, Other (specify).
Age Rating: G, PG, PG13, R. (no xxx)
Description of website/content: This site sucks. Seriously. It's a forum, it has like, what, 1337k posts, and it has OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAND admins. No content, no delivery. Fission mailed.
Site URL: http://inupalace.3.forumer.com