OMFG!! NOTHINGNESS IS NO MORTAL!!!!! *Was laughing so hard* And Master Van that piccy is awesome!

*is stabbed to death by all the forceful comands*

Sorry peeps but tennis, band and my mom have stopped me from going on ze computer for a while but here is the la-*test*-('") episode!

I, GEORGE LUCAS... ER... NOTHINGNESS HAVE CREATED YET ANOTHER IYP WARS.

A sorta kinda maybe long time ago in a forum that was just created.

I Y P
WARS

First there was pie and then there was Mario Party.
People from all over the galaxy ran to the stores to
buy this awesome game. There were some that
were great and others that just plain stunk. The few
that rose above were the Jedi.

The Jedi kept peace in the galaxy for all to enjoy
but there were also N00BS! They stunk at Mario
Party and always cursing when they lost for the Jedi
always beat them. Very few every see n00bs anymore
but who knows when they will strike again!

Vorpal Bunny (VB): YAY! MARIO PARTY!
Chobi Jon (CJ): YAY! I'M A JEDI!
Wind: YAY! I'M... not a jedi...
VB: If you win that race over there then maybe you can!
Wind: YAY!
Fighter: j00 will not beat me in the race for my shiny swords of shinyness shall beat j00!
Wind: OH YEAH? BRING IT!

*race goes on*

Wind: I HAVE BEAT YOU!
Fighter: DRAT! Drat j00 I say!
VB: Ok you can come with us now!
KE: Can I come too? I'm a princess being hunted down by the dark side!
VB: Fine but you can't bring all that luggage.
KE: DRAT! Oh well. *throws luggage off cliff*
CJ: THAT'S MY JOB!
TP-DP: *whistles*
CJ: O-O
...
I don't like you.
sMurF: Muhaha! I am evil AND I have a light thingy on both sides of my lightsaber!
VB: AUGH! Now we fight!

*fights*

CJ: YAY! We win!
sMurF: For now! But there is always later in the movie!
VB: Triple DRAT!

Later...

GTAManic: Mesa called... ARUGH!
CJ: Master! Why did you do that?!?
VB: To save us 1 movie, 3 minutes and 5 seconds-of-silence of pain.

Later...

sMurf: I'm back and this time... WE HAVE BATTLE MUSIC!
*turns on boombox*

*fights*

VB: I'VE BEEN HIT!
CJ: Master! NO!
sMurF: Muhahahahaha!
CJ: DIE! *cuts sMurF in half*
sMurF: Ah crud! *falls down thingy*
VB: *dies*
CJ: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES!

Later...

Soda (Sylvaron): Wind... hm... your Mario Party skills are great no doubt but do you truly have what it takes to play the game?
Wind: Yes!
Soda: AH-HA! If you truly had the force in you, you would have said, "Yeppers!"
Wind: WTH?!?
Soda: The dark side I sense in j00.
CJ: Come on just let her go.
Soda: Fine. Whatever.

Later...

KE: I LIKE CHOCOLATE!
CJ: I LIKE CHEESE!
Wind: I LIKE COOKIES!
TP-DP: *whistles*
CJ: *stares at TP-DP*
...
I still don't like you.

THE END!

I shall return... like gannon did for every zelda game after you killed him XD

hhaha nice one again CJ!

But please make more, don't make this your last episode...

and whats with the Mario Party games?! O_o

not the shinys!!!!!!!!!!

I'M A PRINCESS!!!!!































XD

A couple of minutes ago in a forum filled with spam...

I Y P
WARS

So many new members were joining the
IYP forum, one of these members was a
member called, "Dark Queen." Due to the
fact that she signed up for the Jedi training
twice a fight in the forum began to occur.

So Black Mage, somehow before he was
even born, made a new section in the
forum, the War Room. Where are the Jedi
now? Let's find out...

*White Mage posts in the War Room*

Chobi Jon (CJ): CHEESE!
Black Mage: HEY! I don't like that!
CJ: SHUT UP! You're not even born yet!
Black Mage: *grumbles*

Later...

Soda (Sylvaron): Alrights, I got an army of clones!
Jedi: YAY!
Soda: So now we don't have to worry about anybody getting killed!
Van Solo: Aren't the clones people too?
Soda: No they are not the clones are just members who haven't even posted once on these forums and just made a wasted screen name and member number.
Jedi: *agree*
GTAManic: Mesa called GTAManic! Mesa thinks that we should... AUGH!
CJ: That's better.
Vorpal Bunny: Yep.
CJ: I thought you were dead!
Vorpal Bunny: I got better.
CJ: That makes no sense at all!

Later...

Van Solo: Oh KE...
KE: Oh Van...
Van Solo: Oh KE...
KE: Oh Van...
Van Solo: I love you so much.
KE: Wait what did you just say?
Van Solo: I said, "I love chews so much,"
KE: "Chews"?!?!?
Van Solo: Chewy candy!
KE: -.-
Wind: This is weird... why is Van in love with his girlfriend's mom?
CJ: Cause' if I put you in there (cause' you're supposed to be Anakin) it would just be disgusting.
Wind: Oh man you have a point there.

Later...

sMurF: Muhahahaha I'm back and this time we have kewler music and my face isn't red and black! Though the down part is that I'm old and don't have my kewl lightsaber anymore.
CJ: AUGH! Now we fight!
Wind: CHARGE!

*Jedi fight scene commenses*

sMurF: Die fool! *pushes CJ back*
CJ: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *flys into wall and is knocked unconious*
Wind: NOOOOOOOO! *grabs White Mage's lightsaber and fights with two instead of one*
I beat you!
sMurF: You have not beaten me for I cut off your arm! HAH!
Wind: AHHHH MY ARM IS ON THE GROUND AND NOT ATTACHED TO MY BODY!!! AHHHHHHHH! HELP ME WHITE MAGE!!!
CJ: Help you... wha? *drinks soda*
sMurF: See you guys later I'm going to miss my train if I don't leave now.
Wind: WTH?
TP-DP: *whistles*
CJ: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE FOOL!
TP-DP: *whistles*
CJ: DON'T YOU WHISTLE AT ME! AUGH! *chases after TP-DP*

THE END!

(BTW Fighter is going to appear in the next one along with anybody else who wants to)

haha yet another good one CJ!


Make the next one longer, this was too short *whistles* ^^

w00t the return of fighter

your way better than George Lucas

How come i'm the only one that thought logically?

I want to be in them.
o.o

In a humor story a logical character is a must. A story full of only non-sense characters, no matter how funny, is just a piece of crap. I needed a character of reason and sense BM you usually are the reasonal person here I chose you.

i must know where i went on that train. and what happened after.

LMAO

These are great! keep it up xD

I want to be in them!! These stories are so awesome!! YOU ROCK!! :D