you should be banned for being in the 99 club
You shold be banned for having a 3 letter username.
You should be banned for making me your slave.
LOL!!
You should be banned for not following the pimpstress rules! lol
You should be banned for no reason.
You should be banned because you can't think of a reason and for being a cuddly wuddly pikachu!
You should be banned for being a Cuddly Wuddly girl
You should be banned for having a guy smoking in your signature. Bad Influence. xDD
You should be banned for losing $60 shoes!

You should be banned for still thinking about that... You like me or something? xDD
^You should be banned for saying that. (I just think it was a funny story)
Uh huh. You should be banned for thinking I should be banned.
u should be banned for being a total fake XD
You should be banned for having too many numbers in your name.
You should be banned for being born! jk