Jeff...
You have that certain nothing.
Really.. you are about as interesting as watching a slug move slowly across a large rock.
Do yourself and everyone else here a favor,
take a fatal overdose of your medication.
Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if your father didn't screw a plant and raised a blooming idiot.
Maybe if you didn't have a face that is registered as a biological weapon.
No, come to think of it, you would.
Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale.
Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that idiotic crap you feed us everyday.
To sum up,
you are about as smart as your clip on tie and three dollar shoes suggest, retard.
Now, go curl back up in your corner, and continue chewing on your nails.